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Monday, 25 January 2016

The Big Short: Douchepocalypse Now

The Big Short is full of scenes where finance bros stare at each other in dawning horror, stunned by the realization that the U.S. economy is built on fraud and misinformation. Conveniently, that is exactly how I feel about The Big Short receiving any kind of critical acclaim whatsoever.

Going into this movie, I knew two things: the wigs and hairstyling looked horrible, and at some point Margot Robbie would explain The Economy while gratuitously nude. Thus warned, I assumed I was in for a reasonably good Oscar movie with some dumb misogynist garnishes. How wrong I was.

Instead, the experience was like gazing into Michael Moore's butthole with a telescope built by Seth MacFarlane.


Billed as a kind of biographical comedy, The Big Short is more like a docudrama with occasional jokes thrown in. The technical details are complex, but the basic narrative is simple: a handful of hedge fund managers correctly predict that the housing market is going to crash, and decide to bet against the U.S. economy. So while they do uncover some stunning examples of Wall Street fraud, they're not exactly underdog heroes. The cast is split between loud rich men who are Right but widely ignored by the financial establishment (Steve Carrell, Christian Bale, Ryan Gosling, Brad Pitt, et al), and everyone else, who is Wrong.

As a teaching tool, The Big Short does a good job of explaining the 2007 financial crisis. Its strongest point (aside from a couple of great performances from Christian Bale and Steve Carrell) was the way it flipped the narrative, encouraging you to root for the financial crash to happen so the protagonists would be proven right. But otherwise, you're stuck with dialogue feels like an interview transcript, interspersed with documentary-style montages of Americana footage. And it's relentlessly, pointlessly sexist throughout.

Take the Margot Robbie scene. Halfway through the movie, Ryan Gosling breaks the fourth wall and says something like, "This is boring, so here's Margot Robbie to explain it in a bubble bath." And that's it: two minutes of Margot Robbie talking about subprime loans from a bathtub.


Later they did something similar with Anthony Bourdain, and then with Selena Gomez and the economist Richard Thaler. In other words, two men who are experts in their field, and two women whose job was to look pretty while giving someone else's economics lecture. The pinnacle of smug, self-aware sexposition.

If you're telling a story about Wall Street during the financial crash, most of your main characters are going to be douchebags. It's unavoidable. The problem is that instead of digging into that characterization and examining why these guys are the way they are, The Big Short is just... a douchey movie about douchebags. It's critical of Wall Street on an institutional scale, yet still buys into the smug sense of humor shared by its cast of finance bro protagonists.

All the truly effective moments were drowned out by shitty little scenes like the racist joke about Ryan Gosling's Chinese math consultant. The second punchline comes when the consultant breaks the fourth wall and points out the joke is racist, but in a film populated by white protagonists and written by two white guys, this just doesn't work. Rather than being a moment of pithy self-criticism, it feels more like they hired an Asian actor to walk back a racist joke that the audience had already laughed at.


The final nail in the coffin was my discovery that Adam McKay straight-up deleted a woman from the narrative. Financial analyst Meredith Whitney was among those to predict the 2007 crash, and she even appeared in the nonfiction book The Big Short was based upon. But for whatever reason, Adam McKay decided not to include her, and instead focused on an oversized cast of white guys. The women in the movie were: Margot and Selena, some strippers, Steve Carrell's supportive wife, flirty Karen Gillen, a black lady who was Wrong, and a blind lady who was Wrong.

This kind of casting speaks volumes about Adam McKay's attitude to women, and makes it all the more embarrassing that he got nominated for Best Director and Adapted Screenplay. In another film, I'd accept an argument that the predominantly white male cast was a) realistic, and b) an intentional commentary on rich white guys getting away with murder. But in the context of a movie where Steve Carrell explains mortgage fraud to a topless stripper, it's clearly just poisonous garbage.

48 comments:

  1. I watched this movie and at first I didn't thought much of it. The economic exposition were interesting and the overall concept of rooting for the bubble to burst was indeed a twist.
    But other than that, I was pretty blind to the underlying sexism of the movie till I read this review. And now that I think about it, damn, it is indeed oozing with it.

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  2. Its nice to find clever ways to be offended by all the wrong things because that means you are all sensitive and right on. Self righteous smells fake.

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  4. Thank you, SO MUCH. I LOATHED this movie and absolutely can't understand why it got so highly praised, and Oscar nominated no less! The Flaw was a much better movie, explained everything much more clearly, with no sexism, racism, or giant Hollywood egos. And it was genuinely funny.

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  5. Hilarious review. Loved it. Really, the last people to see the housing crash coming were on Wall Street which is why they're still being bailed out with trillions of QE. When a house in my town went for a million next door to a place where the front yard was obscured by used car tires and lawn pets, even the low life's in my factory town knew the fix was in. As for the misogyny. OMG. Spent years in Hollywood where the lack of masculine intellect may be a leading indicator that the human species is on the verge of extinction. FiftyShadesOfGrayHair.blogspot.com

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  6. I really liked the movie. :( Then again, I generally don't notice sexism/racism of a thing when there aren't the marginalized groups in it.

    Reading your review, I guess there was a lot of sexism. I kind of liked the "sexposition" scene, since I took it as mocking that kind of scene not seriously trying to do it. Same with the racist Asian joke, though that just made me dislike the character making it because it is so obviously inappropriate and stupid. But I guess I just have more of a tolerance for that type of stuff if it's lampshaded.

    Hearing that they wrote out a female character is the worst hit to my regard for this movie, TBH.

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  24. Wow i never thought i will happy in my life ever again, i want you all to thank DR OGUDUGU of GREATOGUDUGU@GMAIL.COM, he is a father that takes care of his children the spell caster of our time, he has saved me from a very ugly situation that almost made my life miserable and i want you all to thank him for me,my husband and i have be married for so many years now with children and the relationship was being threatened by a small girl in his working place,she was almost destroying my home i met so many spell casters but to no avail until i met a friend who came from africa and she told me about DR OGUDUGU, and i decided to contact him and try him out as i was losing faith in all spell casters, but he told not to worry that now am in his temple everything will be alright he assured me 100% that his spell has no side effects and that it will work straight and save my home and my marriage and after he has performed the sacrifices and casted the spell, my husband came back to us with love and affection and he loved us more and more and he never looked back or none did his love for me waiver, if you are also experiencing this sort of your situation in your home, if your husband is drifting away, if you are experiencing a broken home or you have lost your husband to a young woman outside there then look no further help is here as GREATOGUDUGU@GMAIL.COM is ready to help you out okay for any of your problem is it financial needs, revenge spell,Hiv cure, job spell, promotion spell what kind of spell do you need DR OGUDUGU is going to solve it for you okay i have promised him to always talk of his good works to the world in general and to any body who cares to listen, you can email him on his personal email on or GREATOGUDUGU@GMAIL.COM and he will attend to you as soon as possible okay once again his email is GREATOGUDUGU@GMAIL.COM.

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  25. I never believed in spell casting, but After 6 years of dating, I still imagine how Dr Aza brought my ex lover back to me in just 24 hour. No one could have ever made me believe that there is a real spell caster that really work. am sandra by name,I want to quickly tell the world that there is a real on line spell caster that is powerful and genuine, His name is Dr Aza, He helped me recently to reunite my relationship when my ex lover who left me, When i contacted Dr Aza he cast a love spell for me and my ex lover who said he doesn't have anything to do with me again, he called me and started begging me. he is back now with so much love and caring. today i am glad to let you all know that this spell caster have the powers of bring lovers back. because i am now happy with my lover,and the most surprise,is that our love is very strong,every day is happiness and joy. and there is nothing like been with the man you love.i am so happy my love is back to me with the help of Dr.Aza if you have similar problem i will advice you to contact him ,he is there to help you and put a smile on your face. his email: azaspellcaster@gmail.com or you can whats App his line:+2348107155060

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  26. Thank you for your miracle Doctor Osemu Okpamen

    This article is dedicated to the Doctor Osemu Okpamen. I have been married with my wife for 5 years and recently she broke up with me and it hurt me deeply when she told me to leave her alone and that she does not love me anymore when i was always faithful and honest to her. I tried all the ways to get her back buying her what she wants like i always did and she still left me heart broken and she even has a new boyfriend which destroyed me even more until a friend of mine from high school directed me to this genuine spell Doctor called Osemu Okpamen. This man changed my life completely. I followed everything he told me to do and my wife came back begging for me back. I was stunned everything happened exactly like he told me. I had faith in everything he told me and everything was true. Also he was there every moment until i got my happiness back and he also provides spells that cures any diseases & sickness. You could contact him via email at { Doctorokpamenspelltemple@yahoo.com } or visit his website http://www.doctorokpamenspells.com or reach him on +1 (914)-517-3229, +2348135254384. He will help you in anything you need and quick to answer once you contact him.

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  27. I’m extremely happy that my broken Marriage has been fixed…
    "We recently made up, even though it was difficult. It's been more than a month now, and everything feels like it’s returned to normal. He has begun to treat me better, and it’s been a healing process for both of us. The nightmare that had lasted for almost 2 years before we broke up is finally over. It’s like we fell in love all over again! We’ve both put the past behind us, and are trying to move forward – and for the first time in a long time, the future looks a lot brighter.
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  28. Urgent Real Love Spell That Work Fast On How To Get Your Ex, Husband, Wife Back My life became devastated when my husband sent me packing, after 8 years that we have been together. I was lost and helpless after trying so many ways to make my husband take me back. One day at work, i was absent minded not knowing that my boss was calling me, so he sat and asked me what its was all about i told him and he smiled and said that it was not a problem. I never understand what he meant by it wasn't a problem getting my husband back, he said he used a spell to get his wife back when she left him for another man and now they are together till date and at first i was shocked hearing such thing from my boss. He gave me an email address of the great spell caster who helped him get his wife back, i never believed this would work but i had no choice that to get in contact with the spell caster which i did, and he requested for my information and that of my husband to enable him cast the spell and i sent him the details, but after two days, my mom called me that my husband came pleading that he wants me back, i never believed it because it was just like a dream and i had to rush down to my mothers place and to my greatest surprise, my husband was kneeling before me pleading for forgiveness that he wants me and the kid back home, then i gave Happy a call regarding sudden change of my husband and he made it clear to me that my husband will love me till the end of the world, that he will never leave my sight. Now me and my husband is back together again and has started doing pleasant things he hasn't done before, he makes me happy and do what he is suppose to do as a man without nagging. Please if you need help of any kind, kindly contact Happy for help and you can reach him via email: happylovespell2@gmail.com you can also call him or add him on whats-app +2348133873774

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  29. Dear friends you all know that is not easy to leave a relationship of about 5years and forget it and all the feelings that you both have for each other. That was my problem that i was having for the past 1month now i was really feeling sick and wanted to take my life but thanks be to dr Udabor who help me with a reunion spell for me and my ex husband came back to me and now i feel so happy that we are both back again and living happily more than ever before thank you dr Udabor.

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  30. Thank you for your miracle Doctor Osemu Okpamen

    This article is dedicated to the Doctor Osemu Okpamen. I have been married with my wife for 5 years and recently she broke up with me and it hurt me deeply when she told me to leave her alone and that she does not love me anymore when i was always faithful and honest to her. I tried all the ways to get her back buying her what she wants like i always did and she still left me heart broken and she even has a new boyfriend which destroyed me even more until a friend of mine from high school directed me to this genuine spell Doctor called Osemu Okpamen. This man changed my life completely. I followed everything he told me to do and my wife came back begging for me back. I was stunned everything happened exactly like he told me. I had faith in everything he told me and everything was true. Also he was there every moment until i got my happiness back and he also provides spells that cures impotence, bareness, diseases such as HIV/AID E.T.C You can contact him via email at { Doctorokpamenspelltemple@yahoo.com } or visit his website http://www.doctorokpamenspells.com. He will help you in anything you need and quick to answer once you contact him or call me for more info +1 (914)-517-3229...

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  32. Excited and extremely happy, and thankful that my marriage with my husband has been restored. me and my husband have been married of 22 years together 23. After i found him texting a coworker and questioned him, he said they were just friends but 3 wks later he told me he didnt love me anymore that he was in love with her and that i made him feel bad about himself and she didnt. He left home for 2 wks came home and left 2 wks later. Been gone for 3 1/2 months now. Hes been going to bars, calling women, lying like crazy, drinking like a fish and hasnt spoken to the kids the whole time hes been gone. His whole personality has changed. We believe he is going thru some sort of mid life crisis. Its crazy, he is acting like a person that we dont know anymore. Is it possible to get my marriage back. Because I know that he is going thru some crazy thing right now Im finding it very hard to let go. I still love him. How can I save my marriage and family when my husband is in the middle of a mid life crisis and wont listen to my or anyone else. We are so confused. i try to communicate with him but still hang off the phone on me,I love my family. and my husband and i need to keep my marriage save with him from other women so i have to seek for a love spell to keep our marriage stronger and safe so going online one day on facebook, i saw a prayer point, and a website say if you need your ex back, save your marriage, and fight your husband from divorce. i was so very happy a hopeful again that i can get back with my husband after i saw this website so i read this testimony of this website on how he help save his marriage nd i was excited to give a try so i contacted him and give him all the reason why i need his help, and he assured me that with-6 good hours of his spell that my husband will come back home to me so i believe and trust him coz he was like a father to me also a man of his words so today am happy that my husband who has been away for 3 1/2 months now with his coworker is back home with apology plz you all should help me and thank Dr happy he really save my life and my marriage so email him if you need help also on happylovespell2@gmail.com call +2348133873774 about his service and web site: http://happyspelltemple.webs.com/

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  33. Can you please advise if you can help me get back my husband? That was the title of my message to a spiritual spell doctor called dr. wakina via (dr.wakinalovetemple@gmail.com). Please read to the end. Thanks....
    I was really struggling to keep my Husband to myself. He works with an NGO and travels a lot to different countries, little do I know he already has another woman in South Africa with four month pregnancy for him. It was very hard for me to believe that my Husband can actually cheat on me, but pregnanting another woman is something else. We have four grown children already.
    I was heartbroken when he wrote to say he has relocated permanently to South Africa because of his pregnant lover. I was so damaged, but there was nothing I could do, besides, I can’t even tell my family because they warned me earlier. So, my hope for his change of heart came to life on early hour of November 12 when he wrote again to say he is confused and frustrated and don’t know if it is me or her, before changing his mind again. My eyes suddenly opened and I realized his new lover is doing something evil to keep him there.
    I prayed and was guided to consult a spell caster named dr. wakina via (dr.wakinalovetemple@gmail.com) for help. Hopefully the spell doctor helped me as expected and our marital issues were resolved. He returned home to us 7days after the spell. He pleaded and confess all his atrocities. The best part is after the love spell, his new lover confessed he is not responsible for the pregnancy, it was a strategy to tie him down. She finally commanded him to go back to his original family because she couldn’t withstand the power of the spell. Wow, it was mind blowing when the impossibility became possible. Spell really works and dr. wakina is indeed great.

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  34. My name is Sue Smith. I am really pleased with this service. I am one of those people who said, “I’ll never call a psychic or a magician or whatever” to help me with my problems – least of all my love problems, but I reached the point where I knew I needed some guidance, and I’m so glad I found this man called dr. Trust. I never in a million years would have thought I’d be writing a letter like this, but when I nearly lost Andrew in one of our stupid,fights (he broke up with me), I thought I had lost everything.i cry all day and think that he will never come back to me again.i read a testimony by a man called Taylor Borg about him saying that how dr. Trust help him to get back is EX wife within 48n hours.I quickly email him.and also get back my husband with his love spell. And when I was at my most desperate,he didn’t take advantage of me. You performed a very good service for a person in true need. I don’t know how you did it, or how this magic works, but all I know is, IT WORKS!! Andrew my husband and I are happily back together, and I’ll always be grateful to dr. Trust email him for any kinds of help is very capable and reliable for help utimatespellcast30@yahoo.com

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  35. One thing I hated about myself was I easily accept defeats so as to make peace and please people even when there are wrong. I had no idea that being people pleaser can affect my marriage in a negative way.
    When I caught my Husband cheating with a familiar lady, I made a face of defeat and ignored his actions hoping he will change.
    But I was shocked as he keep expanding his coast, using my weakness against me because I could easily forgive.
    It was already unbearable and too late to restore my marriage when I met Dr.Wakina for help a month after my husband brought a lady to our home and ordered me to leave if I can’t cope. Isn’t that crazy?
    The lady did everything possible to make me feel uncomfortable and later succeeded when I left home with our 19month old daughter but she never knew I went to seek for a permanent solution to our marital mishap and to my people pleaser problem even dough I pretty much can’t stop thinking of my Husband while Dr. Wakina was casting the spell on us.
    The result was actualized when he came crying to take us back, promising and proving at the same time he has changed, not only that, I realized I’ve gain total confidence on my decisions and stopped pleasing people when not necessary.
    “Dr. Wakina is indeed awesome and genuine” according to my Husband who pleaded to people undergoing relationship or marital problems to email Dr. Wakina for total restoration without any negative repercussions via dr.wakinalovetemple@gmail.com

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  36. Thank you for your miracle Doctor Osemu Okpamen

    This article is dedicated to the Doctor Osemu Okpamen. I have been married with my wife for 5 years and recently she broke up with me and it hurt me deeply when she told me to leave her alone and that she does not love me anymore when i was always faithful and honest to her. I tried all the ways to get her back buying her what she wants like i always did and she still left me heart broken and she even has a new boyfriend which destroyed me even more until a friend of mine from high school directed me to this genuine spell Doctor called Osemu Okpamen. This man changed my life completely. I followed everything he told me to do and my wife came back begging for me back. I was stunned everything happened exactly like he told me. I had faith in everything he told me and everything was true. Also he was there every moment until i got my happiness back and he also provides spells that cures impotence, bareness, diseases such as HIV/AID E.T.C You can contact him via email at { Doctorokpamenspelltemple@yahoo.com } or visit his website http://www.doctorokpamenspells.com. He will help you in anything you need and quick to answer once you contact him or call me for more info +1 (914)-517-3229.

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  37. My wife divorce me, she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she did not love me anymore, So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again. One day I came across a website that suggested that Dr.Unity can help solve marital problems, restore broken relationships and so on. So, I felt I should give him a try. I contacted him and told him my problems and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next 28hours, what an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do and i did it, Then the next morning, So surprisingly!! my wife who did not call me for the past seven months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a Dr.Unity.If you have any problem contact Dr.Unity now and i guarantee you that he will help you.Email him at: Unityspelltemple@gmail.com ,you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348071622464 ,His website: http://unityspelltemple.yolasite.com . Mike Robinson from England.

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  38. I read some testimonies about a spell caster and a herbalist name Dr.Yaya on how he has helped lots of people in bringing back their ex lovers within 48 hours, and curing people with his herbal medicine. Sincerely I was just thinking if that was real and if this man could really help bring back my wife and kids whom I love so much. I decided to contact him because I love my family very much and we have been apart for a couple of months I really missed them so much, I have tried all other means to get them back but couldn't. I contacted Dr.Yaya and he told me that my family will come back to me in the next 48 hours, i was not suprised because i have seen a lot of testimonies.. and after 48 hours My family was back to me again.As I`m writing this testimony right now I`m the most happiest man on earth and me and my family are living a happilly and our love is now stronger than how it were even before our break up.All thanks goes to Dr.Yaya for the excessive work that he has done for me by helping me to get back with my family. I would like to drop Dr.Yaya mail address and hope you see this testimony and contact him if you have any problem that you really want to solve so badly contact him by His mail: yayaperfecthome@yahoo.com, or visit him via web sit:yayaperfecthome.wixsite.com/dr-yaya


    I read some testimonies about a spell caster and a herbalist name Dr.Yaya on how he has helped lots of people in bringing back their ex lovers within 48 hours, and curing people with his herbal medicine. Sincerely I was just thinking if that was real and if this man could really help bring back my wife and kids whom I love so much. I decided to contact him because I love my family very much and we have been apart for a couple of months I really missed them so much, I have tried all other means to get them back but couldn't. I contacted Dr.Yaya and he told me that my family will come back to me in the next 48 hours, i was not suprised because i have seen a lot of testimonies.. and after 48 hours My family was back to me again.As I`m writing this testimony right now I`m the most happiest man on earth and me and my family are living a happilly and our love is now stronger than how it were even before our break up.All thanks goes to Dr.Yaya for the excessive work that he has done for me by helping me to get back with my family. I would like to drop Dr.Yaya mail address and hope you see this testimony and contact him if you have any problem that you really want to solve so badly contact him by His mail: yayaperfecthome@yahoo.com, or visit him via web sit:yayaperfecthome.wixsite.com/dr-yaya

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  39. How TO WIN BACK YOUR LOST MARRIAGE OR RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE POWER OF A GREAT SPELL CASTER DR LOVE.
    I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met this special spell caster when i went to Africa to Execute some business..He is really powerful..My husband divorce me with no reason for almost 4 years and i tried all i could to have him back cos i really love him so much but all my effort did not work out.. we ment at our early age at the college and we both have feelings for each other and we got married happily for 5 years with no kids and he woke up one morning and he told me he’s going on a divorce..i thought it was a joke and when he came back from work he tender to me a divorce letter and he packed all his stuffs from my house..i ran mad and i tried all i could to have him back but all did not work out..i was lonely for almost 4 years…So when i told the spell caster what happened he said he will help me and he asked for his full name and his picture..i gave him All..At first i was skeptical but i gave it a try cos have tried so many spell casters and there was no solution…so when he finished with the consultation,he got back to me that my ex is with a woman and that woman is the reason why he left me…The spell caster said he will help me with a spell that will surely bring him back.but i never believe all this…he told me i will see a positive result within 24hours..in exactly 20hours later,my ex called me himself and came to me apologizing and he told me he will come back to me..I cant believe this,it was like a dream cos i never believe this will work out after trying many spell casters and there is no solution..The spell caster is so powerful and after that he helped me with a pregnancy spell and i got pregnant a month later..we are now happy been together again and with lovely kid..This spell caster has really changed my life and i will forever be thankful to him..he has helped many of my friends too with similar problem too and they are happy and thankful to him..This man is indeed the most powerful spell caster i have ever experienced in life..Am Posting this to the Forum in case there is anyone who has similar problem and still looking for a way out..you can reach him here: lovespiritualtemple@gmail.com CONTACT THIS POWERFUL SPELL CASTER TODAY VIA EMAIL:lovespiritualtemple@gmail.com or call him at +2348134835639

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